May 2012
40 posts
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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Categorizing Mother Nature
fakescience:
Did you know that if you press your ear into the...
How many Nice Guys does it take to screw in a...
genderbitch:
Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.
Someone asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him...
stephbird:
“Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; He lives as if he’s never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.”
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Body Issues
I have a 21st birthday party to attend on Saturday and the dress code is ‘dress to impress’. I’m not entirely sure what that means but I’m assuming jeans and moccasins are not it.
I’ve just been to 8 different stores trying to find a nice dress because all the ones I own are either too casual or too small. It was painful. While my upper body is mostly the same size...
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I've just come to the realisation that Kit...
“In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug,...”
– Zooey Deschanel (via awful-tough)
April 2012
92 posts
